Tuesday, October 27, 2009


My cousin recently annoyed my mom by accusing the University of Utah of being Gay. It got me thinking about alternates to the word Gay when what you really mean is that it is bad or you don't like it. So, a new periodic feature, that I'll call Thesaurus Anyone?

In this case, Jordan just meant that he didn't like the U. Presumably because our football team has a better record this season. (So Far) So instead of saying, "The U is Gay" How about saying, "The U is Useless." Or "The U is Icky." "The U is Defective" "The U is Incommodious."

Have a nice day.